Flabbad is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful
yak.
Flabbad created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flabbad, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Flabbad, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Flabbad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Flabbad's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never hurt mites.
3. You must love Flabbad.
4. Always treat voles with great respect.
5. Put Flabbad first in all things.