Cintin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, moody hamster.

Cintin created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cintin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cintin, it will strike you with lightening.

Cintin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cintin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cintin.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cintin.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.