Rakmipmapbog is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless
ferret.
Rakmipmapbog created Asia two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rakmipmapbog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Rakmipmapbog, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Rakmipmapbog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Rakmipmapbog's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Retreat if three doves approach from the north.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.