Fadcundiss Misfobfit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful beaver.

Fadcundiss Misfobfit created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Fadcundiss Misfobfit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadcundiss Misfobfit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fadcundiss Misfobfit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fadcundiss Misfobfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Hide if eight frogs approach from the north.

3. Always help snails.

4. Always wear white.

5. Erect four iron sculptures of Fadcundiss Misfobfit on top of important buildings.