Hambasshab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow armadillo.

Hambasshab created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hambasshab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hambasshab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hambasshab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hambasshab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.