Bunstanfit is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental
gerbil.
Bunstanfit created a strange quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bunstanfit, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bunstanfit, it will remove you from existence.
Bunstanfit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Bunstanfit's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never think about moons.
3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bunstanfit on top of all buildings.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.