Bunstanfit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental gerbil.

Bunstanfit created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunstanfit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bunstanfit, it will remove you from existence.

Bunstanfit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bunstanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bunstanfit on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.