Omincadzag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty armadillo.

Omincadzag created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Omincadzag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Omincadzag, he will make you grow a tail.

Omincadzag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Omincadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Omincadzag.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never hurt horses.