Mutbap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying beaver.

Mutbap created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mutbap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Mutbap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mutbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.