Flapcinsafbid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody shark.

Flapcinsafbid created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapcinsafbid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flapcinsafbid, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flapcinsafbid's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flapcinsafbid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flapcinsafbid first in all things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Flapcinsafbid.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not chop down trees.