Cissabran is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring pigeon.

Cissabran created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cissabran, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cissabran, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cissabran's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cissabran's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven great tits approach from the south.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.