Vegortnutrull is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, cheerful goose.

Vegortnutrull created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegortnutrull, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vegortnutrull, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vegortnutrull's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vegortnutrull's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not covet oxen.