Kabmitdab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying naga.

Kabmitdab created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabmitdab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kabmitdab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kabmitdab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kabmitdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Hide from red sheep for they are unholy.