Abceddavtan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-confident ant.

Abceddavtan created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abceddavtan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abceddavtan, it will ignore you.

Abceddavtan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Abceddavtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.