Sidkimcep Wabtagdibsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unjust mink.

Sidkimcep Wabtagdibsaw created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidkimcep Wabtagdibsaw, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sidkimcep Wabtagdibsaw, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sidkimcep Wabtagdibsaw's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sidkimcep Wabtagdibsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about planets.