Bissbagfas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless jackal.

Bissbagfas created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissbagfas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bissbagfas, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bissbagfas' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bissbagfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Always obey Bissbagfas' priests.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.