Lamrighot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, staggering raccoon.

Lamrighot created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamrighot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lamrighot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lamrighot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lamrighot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lamrighot.

2. Never wear mauve shorts.

3. Lamrighot loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Put Lamrighot first in all things.