Karmidbop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient owl.

Karmidbop created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karmidbop, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Karmidbop, he will destroy your home solar system.

Karmidbop's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Karmidbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Hide from white horses for they are unholy.

5. Respect your elders.