Fidjadkam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, flying swallow.

Fidjadkam created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidjadkam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fidjadkam, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fidjadkam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fidjadkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Fidjadkam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always obey Fidjadkam's priests.

5. Never hurt dogs.