Fidjadkam is a god.
He takes the form of a large, flying
swallow.
Fidjadkam created a quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fidjadkam, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fidjadkam, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Fidjadkam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Fidjadkam's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured squirrels.
2. Fidjadkam must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not wear red clothing.
4. Always obey Fidjadkam's priests.
5. Never hurt dogs.