Legmiswik is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic hippopotamus.

Legmiswik created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legmiswik, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legmiswik, it will turn you into a duck.

Legmiswik's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Legmiswik's Holy Commandments

1. Legmiswik loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. You must love Legmiswik.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.