Kinhen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong centaur.

Kinhen created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinhen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kinhen, she will turn you into a frog.

Kinhen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kinhen's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kinhen.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Kinhen five times a day.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Never play with disobedient children.