Hitsinnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fussy dove.

Hitsinnarl created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitsinnarl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hitsinnarl, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hitsinnarl's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hitsinnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never skip in the presence of tapirs.