Wodmetfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, intelligent otter.

Wodmetfub created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wodmetfub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodmetfub, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wodmetfub's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wodmetfub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Always obey Wodmetfub's priests.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.