Stipfubrul is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart clam.

Stipfubrul created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipfubrul, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipfubrul, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Stipfubrul's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Stipfubrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always obey Stipfubrul's priests.

3. Put Stipfubrul first in all things.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about onions.