Omindogzimranarpquafbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying elephant.

Omindogzimranarpquafbonk created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Omindogzimranarpquafbonk, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Omindogzimranarpquafbonk, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Omindogzimranarpquafbonk's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Omindogzimranarpquafbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away from yellow turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.