Betrulljenlib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited horse.

Betrulljenlib created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Betrulljenlib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Betrulljenlib, she will turn you into a plant.

Betrulljenlib's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Betrulljenlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear magenta scarves.