Kemgartarggof is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable
dryad.
Kemgartarggof created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kemgartarggof, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Kemgartarggof, she will be very unhappy.
Kemgartarggof's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Kemgartarggof's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt snakes.
2. Never wear shirts.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Always help pigs.
5. Never eat green fruit.