Butbafhotgof is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring eagle.

Butbafhotgof created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butbafhotgof, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Butbafhotgof, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Butbafhotgof's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Butbafhotgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Butbafhotgof loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.