Rutteenyog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sage duck.

Rutteenyog created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rutteenyog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rutteenyog, it will not care.

Rutteenyog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rutteenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands white.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the west.