Logfutkem is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid hedgehog.

Logfutkem created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logfutkem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Logfutkem, it will turn you into a mouse.

Logfutkem's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Logfutkem's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Logfutkem.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not commit murder.
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