Ominrotstafnil is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional toad.

Ominrotstafnil created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ominrotstafnil, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ominrotstafnil, he will torture you forever.

Ominrotstafnil's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ominrotstafnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Never wear white shoes.

3. Never paint your neck red.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.