Litlipgantarplopnan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective duck.

Litlipgantarplopnan created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litlipgantarplopnan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litlipgantarplopnan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Litlipgantarplopnan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Litlipgantarplopnan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Litlipgantarplopnan on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed beans to cats while wearing violet jumpers.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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