Venbonkpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic zebra.

Venbonkpog created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venbonkpog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Venbonkpog, she will turn you into a sheep.

Venbonkpog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Venbonkpog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.