Hanzigbog is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane
gerbil.
Hanzigbog created Europe seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hanzigbog, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Hanzigbog, it will boil you in a big pot.
Hanzigbog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Hanzigbog's Holy Commandments1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
5. Run away from brown pigs, for they are unholy.