Hanzigbog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane gerbil.

Hanzigbog created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanzigbog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hanzigbog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hanzigbog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hanzigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Run away from brown pigs, for they are unholy.