Zoddussatgad is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered
dragonfly.
Zoddussatgad created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zoddussatgad, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Zoddussatgad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Zoddussatgad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Zoddussatgad's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Zoddussatgad's name in vain.
2. Never paint your arms yellow.
3. Do not sit in public.
4. Always help sick capybaras.
5. Do not chop down trees.