Zodbimstip is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic
wren.
Zodbimstip created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zodbimstip, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Zodbimstip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Zodbimstip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Zodbimstip's Holy Commandments1. You must love Zodbimstip.
2. Zodbimstip loves porpoises, so they must be respected.
3. Always obey Zodbimstip's priests.
4. Never paint your back indigo.
5. Never write about comets.