Zodbimstip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic wren.

Zodbimstip created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbimstip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zodbimstip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zodbimstip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zodbimstip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zodbimstip.

2. Zodbimstip loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Zodbimstip's priests.

4. Never paint your back indigo.

5. Never write about comets.