Bangumhom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, boastful beaver.

Bangumhom created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangumhom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bangumhom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bangumhom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bangumhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bangumhom.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away if four squirrels approach from the west.