Misragyar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring snake.

Misragyar created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misragyar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Misragyar, he will turn you into a mole.

Misragyar's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Misragyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never write about planets.