Logladvad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, confident fly.

Logladvad created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logladvad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logladvad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Logladvad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Logladvad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Logladvad loves seals, so they must be honoured.