Wabhuncitafpinhonbog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, wise newt.

Wabhuncitafpinhonbog created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Wabhuncitafpinhonbog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wabhuncitafpinhonbog, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wabhuncitafpinhonbog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wabhuncitafpinhonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick foxes.