Stipbastbut is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest centipede.

Stipbastbut created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbastbut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stipbastbut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stipbastbut's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Stipbastbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never paint your legs brown.