Citcebdot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud shrew.

Citcebdot created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citcebdot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Citcebdot, he will turn you into a duck.

Citcebdot's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Citcebdot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three sharks approach from the west.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not drink alcohol.