Bondablim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing dragonfly.

Bondablim created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bondablim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bondablim, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bondablim's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bondablim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.