Bapnulxinranarnfun Migditdud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful gorilla.

Bapnulxinranarnfun Migditdud created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapnulxinranarnfun Migditdud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bapnulxinranarnfun Migditdud, she will destroy your home planet.

Bapnulxinranarnfun Migditdud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bapnulxinranarnfun Migditdud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Do not listen to music.