Bengudfob is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, kind elephant.

Bengudfob created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bengudfob, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bengudfob, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bengudfob's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bengudfob's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bengudfob.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.