Hugveenhadflowxuckstaffidlop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, idiotic unicorn.

Hugveenhadflowxuckstaffidlop created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugveenhadflowxuckstaffidlop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugveenhadflowxuckstaffidlop, he will laugh at you.

Hugveenhadflowxuckstaffidlop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hugveenhadflowxuckstaffidlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never paint your face red.

5. Hugveenhadflowxuckstaffidlop loves seals, so they must be honoured.