Jadrilquartpodxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil raven.

Jadrilquartpodxuc created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadrilquartpodxuc, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadrilquartpodxuc, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Jadrilquartpodxuc's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jadrilquartpodxuc's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.