Wegfarnbud is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, competent
wyvern.
Wegfarnbud created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wegfarnbud, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Wegfarnbud, he will turn you into a plant.
Wegfarnbud's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Wegfarnbud's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Always help manatees in need.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never talk about cell theory.
5. Always help sick geese.