Zimrenwod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented crab.

Zimrenwod created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimrenwod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zimrenwod, she will jump up and down on your head.

Zimrenwod's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zimrenwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zimrenwod's priests.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Worship no other gods but Zimrenwod.