Tamhudcab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid crane.

Tamhudcab created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamhudcab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tamhudcab, he will turn you into a duck.

Tamhudcab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tamhudcab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never sing in the presence of gulls.
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