Govdotcip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent crane.

Govdotcip created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govdotcip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Govdotcip, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Govdotcip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Govdotcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Govdotcip.

5. Never pour water over plants.